Comme promis... voilà la traduction que je te propose Banane :
This present kinematic is governed by Articles L.111-1 to L.123-1 of the Code of Intellectual Property and any infringement of these Articles, particularly copies, may lead to legal proceedings. (I will be very nasty)
This kinematic is exclusively reserved for the private and gratuitous use within the family or friendly circle. Any complete or partial reproduction of the present kinematic is strictly prohibited.
The offender is liable to moral sanctions and perhaps even civil or criminal sanctions (I've always wanted to say that) for any unauthorized broadcasting outside the scope of the game and the end-user license agreement.
The exposure to this kinematic may result in health hazards. By continuing the exposure, the subscriber undertakes not to sue the creator of this present kinematic for viral or bacterial infections, or revulsion at grenadine syrup or at bananas.